There Is No Eye in Union

 If you are living on earth, you in all probability know it truly is quite darn crowded here. If you will not think me, try renting a frigging studio condominium in Manhattan. If you’re human, of study course, you may want to converse about that 1st. If you happen to be a dog, although, you might not. 

Canines are not particularly social. They just bark incoherently, like users of United for Transform. Allow me just tell you just one issue, pal, you should not to be barking at our Dear Leader Michael Mulgrew, hallowed be His Identify.

I noticed a great deal of indications at the Exec. Board conference. Some have been Excellent, and I authorized. Nevertheless, some ended up Bad. As instructors, it behooves us to be Excellent. Mainly because Fantastic is much better than Lousy. We should really have indications declaring stuff like, “All hail, Pricey Chief.” Since that would be Great.

I usually appear on the shiny aspect, mainly because anyone is aware that we are in the most effective of all doable worlds, in the greatest of all feasible unions. That is why these bastards who query Dear Leader are so offensive and filthy. But I won’t say things like that, because they are my union brothers and sisters. So, let us not hassle to question them immediately. Let’s go passive intense and bury our genuine message someplace at the bottom. At Executive Board, we obtained that message loud and apparent. 1 bold speaker introduced that the globe would be better if  men and women were being nicer, and that suggests, as considerably as I am anxious, that we are one. Or we have won. Or if I had some cookies, I might give you one particular. Until you ended up a person of those slimy United for Transform dirtwads. 

Great Chief spoke of his struggles with Eva Moskowitz and the Accomplishment Academy. We unionists do not approve of constitution schools for the reason that we don’t believe in privatizing education and learning. That suggests a full large amount of income that should really be invested on our universities will be invested enriching non-public people today. UFT is firmly in opposition to privatization. Apart from for wellness treatment of retirees. In that circumstance, we back again privatization 100%!!!

Dear Leader suggests we will keep preventing over well being treatment. He will combat to make certain that we all have it. Of training course that doesn’t necessarily mean supporting the New York Well being Care Act, which would as soon as and for all solve it not only for our associates, but also for absolutely everyone in our condition. That would blow a hole in our price range, he mentioned.  As typical, he gave no aspects, but if Pricey Chief states it is really accurate, then a
greater part of Senate and Assembly Users who assistance this are blithering
idiots. Of class, so are any members who assist it.

How could any one doubt our Dear Leader? When the sponsors of NYHA stated they have been open to negotiating with unions to address their considerations, was not he the one particular who refused to even fulfill with them? And failed to that verify that it was Poor, and not Superior, and for that reason not worth talking about?

At our conference, numerous people today spoke of all the Superior items we did. They had been all Fantastic. Incredibly Superior. Deeply, touchingly, extremely, fantastically Good. We did Lots of Factors and they were being All Good. And on the seventh working day, Pricey Leader vacationed in the Kaymans. And it was Superior.

Of program there is home for advancement. The alternative, as I see it, is to perform more durable. I will operate to make positive we emphasis on the matters that unite us, like, you know, Union. We’re all in it. And consequently, we should really all function more durable. Pricey Chief is usually correct. We want to preserve that point of view for contract negotiations. Let’s not worry about items like well being rates. We know our Fantastic Leader will struggle against them, even even though he stated we might have them if we didn’t toss the retirees less than the bus. And since the City Council refused to do that, factors are a minor little bit in flux now. But let us flux alongside one another. Flux it all, I say!

Let’s preserve a totally good mind-set no issue what. Let’s not question our Expensive Chief, who understands what is Great.

The critical factor is that we stay with each other. For the reason that if we usually are not jointly we’ll be apart. And what will we be a part of? We’re element of a UNION! As a result, we shall operate more challenging and not disagree with Pricey Leader, at any time.  Let us stop all disagreement and current a united entrance. That way, we can dump all the retirees into Advantage and not pay out premiums. We all agree which is the greatest factor. Other than the retirees.

Let us not broach any disagreement by any means from individuals nattering nabobs of negativity. Observe that I am particularly neither naming nor acknowledging those dirty, malodorous, scheming bastards about at United for Modify who muster the temerity to challenge our Pricey Chief. Keep in mind, as union associates, you must believe points through, and take a look at your thoughts. And as lengthy as they never disagree with or criticize our Expensive Chief, Hallowed be His Identify, you could have them.

Permit us
act as one, and never, ever problem or criticize Expensive Chief. If Pricey Chief claims all retirees have to be in a Medicare Benefit strategy that is sorely minimal and plainly inferior to what they normally had ahead of, let’s be united and just go together with it. If he imposes premiums or raises co-pays, let us say thank you Expensive Chief, may I have a further? Let us halt these preposterous lawsuits and protect our ideal to drop our challenging-received gains.  Immediately after all, Pricey Leader says we really don’t have earned them in any case.

At our conference, Alex Jallot, that dirty bastard, brought a resolution to keep GHI Premium-free.  Of study course we all help this. It goes with out expressing, and which is why he should not say it. A person from the Welfare Fund explained this was the form of thing that would tie our fingers. For illustration, if we have been to negotiate a $1500 once-a-year quality, as Pricey Chief promised in writing, this might show problematic.

So we tabled it. We took the paper it was created on and defeat it with a table for five minutes. Then we established the desk on fire. (And if that son of a bitch provides this up all over again, we will frigging set him on fire as well.)

I am the union. And so are you, except if you issue Expensive Leader. Then you are a worthless contrary troublemaker, an enemy of the condition, and enemy of the Good.